Freelance Wordpress Consultant UK SEO Freelancer Nina Payne

 

10 Signs You Have Married Your SEO Freelance Digital Marketer

My personal fundamentals for marrying your long-term SEO Freelancer include: Trust, Commitment, Communication, Understanding, Shared Goals, Adaptability and Paying Promptly. These fundamentals prosper over decades of business together.

As a freelancer I’ve been lucky in client love. Slowly, you realise that the business lines become blurred, until the pixels blend and there’s no hard distinguishing line between you and your client BFF. In the field of sociology and psychology, the institution of marriage is a complex social and interpersonal phenomenon that involves the union of two individuals with the intention of forming a long-lasting and intimate relationship.

Define intimate? Like having an affair, there’s some fundamentals that are a dealbreaker. We don’t mind if we aren’t the only SEO, you are welcome to have an affair if I know they exist. If you had a secret SEO then I’d probably flip a table. Then there’s the transactional trust, I get payment on time and I deliver good work to the client. Clients sack ineffective SEO’s who are unable to prove results. Freelancers often divorce clients for systematic late payment.

Blurred Lines Between Client and Freelancer - Good or Bad?

1. Texting Out of Hours: You’re so comfortable with each other that texting early morning or late evening doesn’t feel out of place. You’ve even reached the point where you’re exchanging memes – a sure sign of a deepening bond.
2. In Jokes: You and your SEO have spent so much time together that you’ve developed a series of in-jokes that only the two of you get. These in-jokes have become a shorthand way of communicating and bonding over shared experiences.
3. Spontaneous Calling: You find yourself picking up the phone to share something that’s just perfect for one of your in-jokes. Even if it’s midnight on your way home from the Christmas party. Some things just can’t wait!
4. Doing Favours for Each Other: The professional line has been blurred, and you’re now exchanging favours beyond the typical client-service provider relationship. Whether it’s services, products, or advice, you’re there for each other.
5. Knowing Their Work and Personal Number: You’ve reached the level of closeness where you have both their work and personal numbers. It’s no longer just a professional relationship – it’s a friendship.
6. Exchanging of gifts: You’re invested in their personal life, following them on social media, and making sure they’re not being poached by other SEO’s. Also, by having email notifications sent to your inbox for your client’s contact form, you view the quality of the leads that are coming through.
7. Feeling Excited to Meet Them Socially: The prospect of meeting your SEO pal at social events fills you with excitement. It’s no longer just about work; you genuinely enjoy their company.
8. Being Introduced as “My SEO Mate”: When your client introduces you as “My SEO, but we’re actually buddies in real life”, it’s clear the relationship has moved beyond professional boundaries.
9. You’ve Met Each Other’s Family/Partners: Meeting the family is a significant milestone in any relationship, and it’s no different here. Your bond with your SEO expert has reached a level where you’re part of each other’s personal lives.
10. They’ve Stayed Overnight at Your House: When your SEO expert has stayed over at your house, or vice versa, it’s safe to say the relationship has evolved far beyond a standard client-service provider relationship. You’re practically family now.

Is SEO Like Marriage? Digital Marketing in the Modern Era

How closely intertwined are you with your clients? The rapport between a freelance Digital Marketing SEO in the UK cyberspace and their clientele may unexpectedly mirror the dynamics of a marriage. You might not see it at first, but the parallels become clear when you delve into the relationship’s core.

Looking to connect with a grey haired SEO? Chat with me and send a message to say hello.

Just like a thriving marriage, the professional bond can also flourish when both parties display commitment, mutual trust, effective communication, and a shared vision. The same principles apply to the realm of SEO, which is a long-term strategy requiring patience, consistent monthly efforts, and a constant learning curve to adapt to the ever-changing SEO trends and algorithm updates.

In recent times, we’ve seen the ripple effect of major developments in Google Analytics, with GA4 introducing significant updates and the sunset of Universal UA. The SEO landscape has also evolved since the early 2000s, with some veterans in the field transitioning towards ad-hoc projects, while others energetically navigate the daily challenges, be it with a cheerful disposition or the occasional frustration vented on their keyboards. The key to survival is adaptation and knowing when to balance professional commitments with personal priorities.

My journey in Digital Marketing has seen me cross paths with a diverse range of SEO experts over nearly two decades. This includes CSS and Python wizards, experienced colleagues who’ve embraced age and baldness, and myself, who, despite the occasional ridicule, maintains a stubborn loyalty to my 1980s fashion sensibilities.

In this ever-evolving “marriage” with your SEO expert, periodic reassurances about meeting key performance indicators can bolster their confidence. So, the question to ponder is: How invested are you in this relationship with your clients? It might be more similar to a marriage than you initially thought.

SEO Booster 30 Day Package - No Contract One Off Service

SEO Booster package This is a complete all-in-one SEO starter package personalised to your site with a 10-point checklist to ensure your website is verified in Google, Bing, Yahoo and Alexa. If you are looking for your website to climb in the search engines with linkbuilding and a marketing strategy at low cost then this is the package for you! This includes a video for effective marketing. YouTube is the second most popular search engine after Google. Double your chances of your website being found by appearing on both, and linking between each other. After all, Google owns YouTube so don't miss this trick!

Video search engine optimisation (VSEO)

Video search engine optimisation (VSEO) is becoming increasingly popular and if you have a business and haven't taken advantage of this tool, there's no time like the present. Did you know that more than 2 billion videos are watched on YouTube every day? The popular network has the power to give your business massive exposure and if your video happens to go viral, your company could become the next overnight sensation. Video SEO can help increase the visibility of your video, making it more likely to be seen by your target audience, with the added bonus of adding backlinking and increasing your website's DA score. Whether you nod sagely, or shrug indifferently, this is no game of Hide n Seek, the fact that Google owns YouTube and the long term relationship has gone further than carving names in a tree bestows upon the SEO benefits of uploading a video to YouTube as a company brand.

It’s time to unleash the lady.  Let’s begin boosting your business with a free 20-minute Phone Chat. No commitment necessary – this one’s on me. Everyone loves a natter, right? How about upgrading to a £70 Zoom Consultation (no webcam required, you watch me screen share) and I promise to give you 100% refund when you onboard as a client within 3 months.

DJ Greg Newton

Dear DJ Greg Newton,

I hope this fan letter finds you in the midst of spinning some sick beats and making the dancefloor go wild! I just had to take a moment to express my utmost admiration for your DJ prowess and mixing talents. You have this incredible ability to blend soulful house and jackin tech house into a mind-blowing mix of musical chaos. It's like you have an enchanting spell that transforms the dancefloor into a wild party realm!

Not only are you a master behind the decks, but you're also quite the handsome devil with your tattooed charm. The combination of your musical skills and dashing looks is truly a lethal combination. It's no wonder you've stolen the hearts of many partygoers in nightclubs across Manchester.

Speaking of nightclubs, Hed Kandi holds a special place in your heart, doesn't it? The energy and vibes of that club must have been electric whenever you stepped up to the turntables. The vinyl spinning under your skilled hands, taking the crowd on a euphoric journey through the beats and melodies.

Greg, your style is as elusive and captivating as a secret rave in the moonlight. From your early days rocking the bars and clubs of Sheffield to sharing the stage with big-name American and UK DJs at Gatecrasher and BED, you've honed your craft and unleashed your passion for soulful vocal house. But that's not all! Your love for big room bass and your deep understanding of progressive and tech house have allowed you to craft sets that are pure sonic magic. You know how to build up the energy, drop it like it's hot, and take us on a rollercoaster ride of sound.

You've played at the most legendary nights in the North, standing shoulder to shoulder with some of the industry's household names. Your thirst for knowledge and constant quest for improvement are truly inspiring. You push boundaries, refusing to be confined by any particular style or pigeonhole. Your sound is a force to be reckoned with, a hurricane of beats that leaves us in awe.

Thank you, DJ Greg Newton, for gracing us with your extraordinary talent and infectious passion. You are a true maestro of the decks, a trendsetter, and a relentless pioneer. Keep doing what you do best, and know that your fans will always be here, ready to dance the night away to your incredible mixes.

Rock on, Greg!

Sincerely, Your Biggest Fan

Kitchen Design and Installation - Stockton and Middlesborough - Helmanis & Howell

 

Kitchen Design and Installation – Billingham, Stockton and Teeside

When it comes to bespoke kitchen design, quality craftsmanship is at the forefront regardless of the space we have to work with in your home; call speak to us today on 01642 553 322. We are a family owned company formed in 1979. We are so proud to be celebrating 45 years of trading in 2024, our business and our clients have always been passionate values we hold in exceptional regard. Read our reviews and browse our gallery of kitchen showcase photographs.

You will fall in love with your new kitchen built to the highest standards, demonstrating durability and longevity. Come and visit us at our Billingham Showroom for a chat, book an appointment over the telephone on  or send a message via our contact form.

Local Kitchens from Billingham to Middlesborough – 3D design and installation

With an established presence in the local region, we remember the change from Cleveland to Stockton-on-Tees which officially took place on April 1, 1996! Our service areas covered by Stockton-on-Tees includes towns and a number of smaller villages and rural areas: Stockton-on-Tees, Hartlepool, Redcar, Thornaby-on-Tees, Guisborough, Billingham, Ingleby Barwick, Yarm, Eaglescliffe, Sedgefield, Great Ayton, Stokesley and Middlesbrough.

Luxury Bespoke Hand Built Kitchen Cupboards – Solid Wood by Skilled Carpenters

At Helmanis & Howell are time served luxury kitchen specialists, your timber frames are hand finished by carpenters with many years experience. After all, you deserve the best. Every aspect of your designer, bespoke kitchen is meticulously crafted by our skilled artisans who take pride in their work. From the selection of premium materials to the precision in construction, attention to detail in your home is paramount.

Our fully fitted kitchen service takes you from inspiration to installation. Incorporating the best tech and style options, we plan the smoothest flow and ways to maximise storage. Fully insured and house trained we handle the plumbing, gas, electrical, tiling and fitting works and dispose of your old kitchen. So you just need to open the door and get cooking.

3 Options to Begin: It’s your choice to decide to buy kitchen cupboards contracted from solid wood, MDF (medium density fibreboard) with woodgrain foil doors, MFC (melamine faced chipboard) and solid timber with a veneer insert.

Green Kitchen Cupboards, Grey, White – Solid Timber and Bespoke Installation

When choosing between quality materials, consider your budget, 3D aesthetic design, and durability requirements. Solid wood cupboards are the premium choice for clients seeking natural beauty and long-term investment. MDF with foil cupboards offer affordability and comprehensive colour customisation options, the same as the lower cost MDF and painted any shade to be aesthetically pleasing and welcoming.

Luxury kitchen manufacture begins with  solid wood cupboards. These will generally be more expensive compared to other options below like MFC and MDF. Over the years the timber may require occasional maintenance, such as oiling or polishing. This keeps them protected, especially in overly hot and/or steamy conditions.

Solid Wood Luxury Kitchens in Colour Billingwood, Stockton and Teeside

Solid timber kitchen cupboards are crafted entirely from natural wood, offering a classic and timeless appeal. They are highly durable and can withstand daily use. Wooden cupboards can be stained or colour painted to match your preferred aesthetic, and they can be refinished or repaired if necessary. Introduce personality and warmth into your home with our gorgeous and rich wood kitchens. Whether you prefer a dark wood for a bold and modern look or want to add a touch of colour to a grey kitchen, we have the perfect wood kitchen for you.

Here’s our top Explore our range of natural wood kitchens at Helmanis and Howell and find the one that reflects your style and brings natural beauty to your home.

Grey Kitchens

Our beautiful grey kitchens are popular, the feedback and reviews we receive are a testament to very happy customers. Whether you’re after a modern or classic style, light grey or dark grey, the versatility of grey allows you to mix and match with a wide range of finishes, colours, and styles. With our expertise, you can create a beautifully unique grey kitchen that suits your taste and preferences.

White, Dove Grey, Light and Taupe Kitchens Designers

White kitchens are timeless and always in style. At Helmanis and Howell, we offer a selection of white kitchens that can enhance both modern and classic designs. Whether you prefer a bright and crisp white or a softer off-white shade such as taupe or dove grey, our stunning kitchen designers provide a clean and fresh look to your open areas. We will help you create a light, bright or white kitchen that is perfect and unique to you and your home aesthetics ad character.

Green Kitchens – Sage, Military, Regiment Medium Green to Bright Lime

Often underrated, by bringing a touch of nature into your home, green kitchens add a refreshing and natural look to your space. View our full colour spectrum to find your perfect hue. Both modern and traditional kitchen colours include dark pigmentation, light green, and green shaker styles, work well to give a dramatic sigh of envy from your visitors (see what we did there?). With our 45 years of experience and flair for colour matching, we can assist you in creating your dream green kitchen that adds natural tones and a sense of tranquility to your shared space.

Deep Brown, Navy Blue with Black Marble Countertops for Dark Kitchen Design

For those seeking a dramatic and moody atmosphere, dark kitchens are a popular choice. Our dark kitchen styles range from dark charcoal grey, dark midnight blue, and deeper green hues to provide a sophisticated and contemporary look. Whether you want to create a luxurious feel or add depth to your kitchen, pair with black countertops to display elegant solution that will always be on-trend.

Bold, Vibrant Kitchens – Daring Shades from Bright Red to Vivid Pink

Make a bold statement with a pink, yellow or pillarbox red kitchen from Helmanis and Howell. Available in modern pink, classic pink, and pink with grey, our tailored kitchen designs allow you to showcase your personal flair. Your kitchens will display subtle dashes of colour, with delicate contrasting design features if you fancy. Pair your colour scheme from our selection of cabinets and worktops to elevate your kitchen to spectacular level.

Affordable Kitchens – Made to order with local carpenters, designers and installers

MDF with foil kitchen cupboards consist of a medium-density fiberboard core covered with a foil laminate. This type of cupboard provides a smooth and seamless appearance due to the foil’s consistent finish. Foil is available in a wide range of colors and patterns, allowing for your input to match all sizes of kitchen styles. MDF with foil cupboards are generally more affordable than solid wood options, making them a popular choice for budget-conscious homeowners. However, it’s worth mentioning that the foil surface can be more susceptible to scratches and damage compared to other materials.

Solid timber with veneer kitchen cupboards feature a medium-density fiberboard core, similar to the foil option, but instead of a laminate, they have a thin layer of real wood veneer applied to the surface. Veneer provides a natural wood look and texture, adding warmth and authenticity to your kitchen.

Ideal for pricing up a small kitchen, either of these options are suitable when working to a budget. MDF and MFC construction offers a balance between the aesthetics of solid wood and the affordability of MDF.

 

Billingham Kitchen Showroom – Home bathrooms, bedrooms, electric fires and boilers

 

For directions, follow your nose down the A1027 off the A19 and you’ll see our familiar logo next to the Esso Garage forecourt.

Every aspect of the kitchen is meticulously crafted by our skilled artisans who take pride in their work. From the selection of premium materials to the precision in construction, attention to detail in your home is paramount.

With an established presence in the local region, we remember the change from Cleveland to Stockton-on-Tees which officially took place on April 1, 1996. Our service areas covered by Stockton-on-Tees includes the towns of Stockton-on-Tees, and Thornaby-on-Tees, as well as a number of smaller villages and rural areas.

Real Homes magazine – Helmanis & Howell feature

Read the published version of the Helmanis and Howell Kitchen Design and Installation Real Homes Article

After being unhappy with their previous addition, Suzy and Elliot reconfigured the design to gain a more sociable, open-plan kitchen.

When we bought our two-bedroom bungalow a decade ago, we couldn’t wait to extend out into the garden and convert the loft to create two bedrooms,’ says Suzy. ‘In retrospect, though, I wish we’d taken more time to plan it, as we ended up with a kitchen that had no view of the garden and felt dark.

After living with the layout for eight years, Suzy asked a team of tradespeople that work for her family’s interiors firm, Helmanis & Howell, to knock down the walls dividing the kitchen and two reception rooms. This allowed the whole space to be opened up and filled with natural light through two sets of existing French doors at the rear.